Tuesday, October 30, 2012

 Oct. 29th 2012 (Fall of 83)
  I have failed. Somehow I have let the king down. I'll likely be sent strait to our very own Shadow-Shade, Rakeem.~vomit~ 'His majesty' has demanded another child, since the first pair were quote on quote, "A weakling, and a girl. Useless." Edmond is dead, and Claudia is enslaved. There was no refusal this time... no comment there. Their age is going to instantly be accelerated to 10 years, after their birth in 3 days. The King is VERY impatient...I'm still giggling over his new nickname. GFD... Claudia and Ronnie's kid Robin are apparently now an item. Wouldn't it be weird if we, "Batman" and I, ended up as like... in laws..... AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Lunch on Wed, there will be a guest appearance from a very certain person, child #3. Oh, and Alice is apparently possessed. That is just freaking wonderful.


Sunday, October 28, 2012

  My name is Lilly Snow. I am the heir to the throne of Alagaesia, daughter of Galbatorix. Let me just give you a quick over view. The current King of this land won the throne about 83 years ago, when I was 13. Ever since he has made it his personal responsibility to make me miserable. Murtagh, my only friend for 15 years (who is now my husband) has gone through this living 'insert swear here' with me. Short short version-

Twin sister: Veronica
Brother in law: Eragon
Father: Galbatorix

Mother(dead): Marie
Best friends: Holly, Ronnie, Alice, Jenny

Dragon: Katana. 

  These are my diary entries, beginning about October 17, 2012. If you find this disturbing, then you would be right.